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Brilliant groundhog scientists predict weather patterns for North America
PUNXSUTAWNEY- The scientific community was elated Thursday when a pair of astute groundhogs released an intensive, 20-year study of climatological patterns in North America, sources say. The two groundhogs, Dr. French Creek Freddie and Dr. Jimmy the Groundhog, emerged from their burrow for an 11 a.m. press conference with members of the national and local media. “Our findings are consistent with our hypothesis, that the casting of a shadow ensures a 65% percent chance of chillier weather for most forms of life in the Northern Hemisphere,” explained Dr.
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