October 2017
October 2017 AUSTIN—According to anonymous sources, President Greg Fenves was seen at a local strip club raining ten dollar bills... more
October 2017 PHILADELPHIA- Despite the fact that his spouse’s death occurred nearly two years ago, local construction worker Hank... more
October 2017 PORTLAND, OR - It wasn’t until 2 p.m. that local theater usher Mariah Maples finally finished sweeping the last of the... more
October 2017 AUSTIN, TX - Reports have emerged from the front row of your government class that Greg Rockhart, 25, did indeed serve... more
October 2017 ROUND ROCK—Hoping to join the elite company of some of his favorite artists, local musician Benjamin Gerzik has been... more
October 2017 AUSTIN—Noah Gripeson reported several personal belongings missing after asking a criminal to keep an eye on his bag at... more
October 2017 WACO, TX — In a week that contained his son’s first birthday and his daughter’s ballet recital, area resident Doug... more