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Baked Potato Gets DWI

February 12, 2020 by Texas Travesty

potato driving a car

CUMBY, TX—Cumby Sheriff Dean Gilberry, pulled over a Nissan Sentra at 2:30 A.M. last Thursday night with probable cause. The car was going 8 mph on Highway 30 according to the officer. “Officer, it smelled like this when I bought it,” said the potato.

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