Pictured above is the unnamed man in the Criterion Collection line (left) and our Editor-in-Chief (right). It was a warm March day. I paid around $6.50 for a lukewarm vanilla latte I did not finish and $0 for parking, since I parked in a tow-away zone. I was making my way towards the Paramount theater when I saw a spectacle in pure white and harsh black…the Criterion … [Read more...] about Finding Love in the Criterion Line
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SXSW Announces New Panels, Conferences, and Premieres for 2026
Your favorite film, arts, comedy, and technology festival is bringing some new and exciting changes for 2026. The once-ten-day festival is shortening itself to one week of jam-packed adventure. Take a look at some teasers for SXSW 2026! … [Read more...] about SXSW Announces New Panels, Conferences, and Premieres for 2026
We Asked AI to Combine Every SXSW Stand-up Into One Concise Bit
The Texas Travesty attended nearly all stand-up comedy shows this SXSW, and it was a waste of time. Your broke ass didn’t have a badge, and that’s fine. We asked AI to combine every stand-up bit into one special so you can spend time doing what really matters: being on your phone!* Comedian: Hello, how is everyone doing tonight Crowd cheers Comedian: Come on, I know … [Read more...] about We Asked AI to Combine Every SXSW Stand-up Into One Concise Bit
Travesty 2025 Calendar
How did you track time before us? Don't worry. We've got you covered with this year's 2025 Travesty exclusive calendar... … [Read more...] about Travesty 2025 Calendar
Santa Claus Under Scrutiny as Private Sleigh Emissions Are Revealed
THE NORTH POLE — For weeks, debate over Santa Claus’s private sleigh travel has been abuzz on social media. The mythical creature reportedly burns over 9,000 tonnes of carbon emissions annually — half of which comes from just one day (December 24th). The internet is now searching through Claus’s past and present to determine his public standing. The world’s eye has been … [Read more...] about Santa Claus Under Scrutiny as Private Sleigh Emissions Are Revealed