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The Entire Plot of Together (2025) featuring Allison Brie and Dave Franco as Told by a Six-year-old

April 23, 2025 by Texas Travesty

*spoilers ahead, like for real (but I’m also saving you like $13 from seeing this at Alamo Drafthouse in August)* Hello, it’s me, an adult who brings their 6-year-old to a R-rated horror movie. You’re probably thinking, “Oh, their babysitter canceled, this responsible parent would never bring a child to a premiere for a body horror movie starring Dave Franco and Alison … [Read more...] about The Entire Plot of Together (2025) featuring Allison Brie and Dave Franco as Told by a Six-year-old

The Texas Travesty – April 2025

April 14, 2025 by Texas Travesty

The Travesty has decided to cater to the silent generation...it's finally here. The Senior Citizen Issue. … [Read more...] about The Texas Travesty – April 2025

Finding Love in the Criterion Line

April 10, 2025 by Texas Travesty

Pictured above is the unnamed man in the Criterion Collection line (left) and our Editor-in-Chief (right). It was a warm March day. I paid around $6.50 for a lukewarm vanilla latte I did not finish and $0 for parking, since I parked in a tow-away zone. I was making my way towards the Paramount theater when I saw a spectacle in pure white and harsh black…the Criterion … [Read more...] about Finding Love in the Criterion Line

SXSW Announces New Panels, Conferences, and Premieres for 2026

April 7, 2025 by Texas Travesty

Your favorite film, arts, comedy, and technology festival is bringing some new and exciting changes for 2026. The once-ten-day festival is shortening itself to one week of jam-packed adventure. Take a look at some teasers for SXSW 2026! … [Read more...] about SXSW Announces New Panels, Conferences, and Premieres for 2026

We Asked AI to Combine Every SXSW Stand-up Into One Concise Bit

April 3, 2025 by Texas Travesty

The Texas Travesty attended nearly all stand-up comedy shows this SXSW, and it was a waste of time. Your broke ass didn’t have a badge, and that’s fine. We asked AI to combine every stand-up bit into one special so you can spend time doing what really matters: being on your phone!* Comedian: Hello, how is everyone doing tonight Crowd cheers Comedian: Come on, I know … [Read more...] about We Asked AI to Combine Every SXSW Stand-up Into One Concise Bit

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  • The Entire Plot of Together (2025) featuring Allison Brie and Dave Franco as Told by a Six-year-old
  • The Texas Travesty – April 2025
  • Finding Love in the Criterion Line
  • SXSW Announces New Panels, Conferences, and Premieres for 2026
  • We Asked AI to Combine Every SXSW Stand-up Into One Concise Bit

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