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Texas Travesty

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Around Campus – March 2019

May 3, 2019 by Texas Travesty

• Reese Witherspoon’s surprisingly not racist, but I’m ready to let her go when the time comes

• Is Spike Lee the guy who started SpikeTV?

• I’m a pro-semite

• Oh shit, word?

• I only speak in dependent clauses

• Yorgos is a better yogurt name than a director name

• The Cold War honestly had a lot of sexual tension

• How heavy do you think a minion would be?

• It’s a fact that all of the Supreme Court has diabetes

• The toy industry really wanted all of us to be architects

• White people are the fabric of the Harvard Lampoon

• I mean why not just have mandatory circumcision?

• The New Deal slaps

• Darius Rucker making country music is cultural appropriation

• Nietzche is pronounced like Mitski

• I have a hell of a Facebook post loaded up for when Michael J. Fox dies

• You hear about this Israel-Palestine shit?

• Let’s eat at that place on Guad called ‘For Lease’

• Cory Booker just announced his sponsorship with Tech Deck

• Her new boyfriend is built like a bionicle

• It’s incredible how successful Kevin Hart is considering he’s 13-years-old

• Yeah, I’ll hang out with you later, I just have to go charge my phone at home first

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