Okay, so you spent your whole weekend growing yeast and collecting dough from the dough bushes you grew on your porch or wherever the fuck that comes from, all for some measly, seedy loaf? Bonkers, I say. Why the hell would you go to all that trouble when you can simply get bread at a supermarket? Ever been to one? It even comes in cool shapes like circles. But this bread is … [Read more...] about Why your decision to bake bread at home pisses me off
Archives for April 2020
Mccombs student says coronavirus will actually be good for the economy
As the US confronts the worst public health crisis of the century, most Americans are worried about the disastrous economic impact and impending recession. But if you’re one of the 22 million Americans currently out of work, have no fear. UT-Austin Red Mccombs School of Business (did you know it’s nationally renowned?) student Brayden Lawrence has some good news for you. In … [Read more...] about Mccombs student says coronavirus will actually be good for the economy
Coronavirus isn’t as toxic as your ex — for instance, corona can finish you off
Look, I’m horny. There, I said it! Social distancing and quarantining at home have taken huge tolls on my mental, physical, and sexual well-being. I might be the only person in the entire world going through this. Or at least, the only one brave enough to talk about it openly. If anyone else is going through this, let me tell you, you’re not alone! Living at home for the first … [Read more...] about Coronavirus isn’t as toxic as your ex — for instance, corona can finish you off