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Archives for May 2019

Report: Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez is the little sister of Carmen Cortez from “Spy Kids”

May 22, 2019 by Texas Travesty

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Beautiful. Bold. Fearless. Admirable. These are all words that are immediately associated with Carmen Cortez from the Spy Kids franchise. She never backs down from a fight all while making sure Juni, who has the capabilities of a thumb-thumb, keeps his shit together. So finding out that the proactive and powerful Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez is … [Read more...] about Report: Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez is the little sister of Carmen Cortez from “Spy Kids”

Travesty Twitter Investigation

May 9, 2019 by Texas Travesty

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Op-ed: Bradley Cooper so fucking smart for casting Lady Gaga as singer

May 8, 2019 by Texas Travesty

Bradley Cooper has done it once again, ladies and gentlemen.  A Star is Born, written and directed by Mr. Cooper himself, is a tear-jerking, riveting tale portraying the ascent of singer Ally Campana, played by unequivocally successful, Grammy award-winning singer-songwriter Lady Gaga, and her unexpected relationship with famous singer Jackson Maine, played by Bradley … [Read more...] about Op-ed: Bradley Cooper so fucking smart for casting Lady Gaga as singer

Say It Ain’t So: Weezer “Jacked Up” with lawsuit after recent cover of Catcher in the Rye

May 8, 2019 by Texas Travesty

SANTA MONICA — After successful covers of “Africa” and “Everybody Wants to Rule the World” on the recently released “Teal Album,” Weezer crossed the line by releasing a cover of J.D. Salinger’s Catcher in the Rye. On the subject, Salinger’s lawyer, Jackie Chiles, said, “We are taking legal action against Weezer because it is against the law to print an already written book, and … [Read more...] about Say It Ain’t So: Weezer “Jacked Up” with lawsuit after recent cover of Catcher in the Rye

Hey, Soul Sister: Reporters uncover Stephen Miller’s sex playlist exclusively Train songs

May 8, 2019 by Texas Travesty

WASHINGTON, D.C — This week, reporters found that the sex playlist of Stephen Miller, Donald Trump’s head policy advisor and speechwriter, is completely comprised of Train songs. In keeping with an administration allergic to shame, Miller’s playlist, titled simply “Titillation Time with Train” is now public on his Spotify. “When I get aroused, say if I’ve taken an … [Read more...] about Hey, Soul Sister: Reporters uncover Stephen Miller’s sex playlist exclusively Train songs

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