Abstract: When conducting this study, we found that a vast majority of straight young men want a girl that can throw it back, but only half of these young men support the heavy taxation of billionaires. In this article, we assess the lack of correlation between these survey responses and propose why the two viewpoints should, in theory, align more … [Read more...] about Throwing it back is a metaphor for redistributing the wealth
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I am growing a full bush, but only to combat worldwide deforestation
SAN DIEGO—Sometimes I feel so powerless when I read the news and learn about the environmental catastrophes taking place around the planet. I first felt a call to action during the wildfires in the Amazon rainforest last August. I donated as much as I could to the Rainforest Trust and Replant Amazon, but I never truly felt as though I was making a difference to combat … [Read more...] about I am growing a full bush, but only to combat worldwide deforestation
Baked Potato Gets DWI
CUMBY, TX—Cumby Sheriff Dean Gilberry, pulled over a Nissan Sentra at 2:30 A.M. last Thursday night with probable cause. The car was going 8 mph on Highway 30 according to the officer. “Officer, it smelled like this when I bought it,” said the potato. … [Read more...] about Baked Potato Gets DWI
If Bernie wins life will instantly get better, but I won’t get any hotter
UT—Like so many young and #hot people, I am looking forward to casting a vote for Bernie Sanders for President. Even better, as an American Jew I am excited to see myself represented by someone who isn’t Woody Allen or Alan Dershowitz. Bernie’s policies will take the country very far and make healthcare and education accessible to all, which is the hottest thing anyone can do. … [Read more...] about If Bernie wins life will instantly get better, but I won’t get any hotter
Opinion: If the Grinch was real, he would definitely be a school shooter
Most bad parents raise their kids to be one of two things: high-end celebrities or school shooters. For one’s well being...it’s helpful to be friendly to both types. While I was watching How the Grinch Stole Christmas over winter break I had an epiphany. The family friendly movie is not only symbolic of the true meaning behind Christmas, but also the heart-wrenching story of a … [Read more...] about Opinion: If the Grinch was real, he would definitely be a school shooter