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Mccombs student says coronavirus will actually be good for the economy

April 20, 2020 by Texas Travesty

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As the US confronts the worst public health crisis of the century, most Americans are worried about the disastrous economic impact and impending recession. But if you’re one of the 22 million Americans currently out of work, have no fear. UT-Austin Red Mccombs School of Business (did you know it’s nationally renowned?) student Brayden Lawrence has some good news for you. In … [Read more...] about Mccombs student says coronavirus will actually be good for the economy

Sony announces sequel to Greta Gerwig’s “Little Women” titled “Tyler Perry’s Big Ol’ Ladies”

February 12, 2020 by Texas Travesty

tyler perry photoshopped into the faces of little women cast

LOS ANGELES — Executives confirm that Sony will move forward with a Little Women sequel from Perry’s production studio, slated for a summer release.  Perry said the title of Gerwig’s film alone gave him the idea for a movie that could evolve into a “long-term franchise.” Perry says the movie is about the perspective of the women in his family and their journey into adulthood … [Read more...] about Sony announces sequel to Greta Gerwig’s “Little Women” titled “Tyler Perry’s Big Ol’ Ladies”

Report: Mom’s obsession with iPad is tearing family apart

February 12, 2020 by Texas Travesty

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KANSAS CITY, MO (randomly not in Kansas)—Diane Marshall, a Southern Baptist mom of three and self-identified “choco-holic” was now the proud owner of an iPad.  After learning this was not in fact a gag gift from her kids to make fun of her deteriorating eye-sight by getting her a novelty sized phone, she was hooked. She could finally scroll through Facebook on the “big screen” … [Read more...] about Report: Mom’s obsession with iPad is tearing family apart

Super Bowl Parties oppress me, but at least there’s spinach dip

February 12, 2020 by Texas Travesty

superbowl party w/ spinach dip present

SOUTH BEND, IN — In the grand scheme of things, there’s simply nothing worse than a Super Bowl Party. College student Alyssa came face to face with this reality earlier this month, at her first college S.B.P. (Shitty Boys Party). During the tenth mansplaination of the “nuances of football,” Alyssa realized something that was troubling, but altogether beautiful: Super Bowl … [Read more...] about Super Bowl Parties oppress me, but at least there’s spinach dip

Report: Dad is nodding at CNBC, so the economy must be good

February 12, 2020 by Texas Travesty

WASHINGTON, D.C.—For decades, economists have developed and argued over a variety of metrics to best assess economic performance—GDP, unemployment, labor productivity, and a host of other complex calculations. But this dispute exists no longer. Top economists have shifted to a consensus that only one measure truly matters: The amount Dad nods at CNBC. “For years, I used to … [Read more...] about Report: Dad is nodding at CNBC, so the economy must be good

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