AUSTIN—On any given Monday, you can find Teddy Angelle giving it his all on the stage at Spider House for open mic night. Teddy is a regular participant and heckler of open mic nights at the Austin institution. After being a long time audience member, Teddy decided to begin performing as a comic a few months ago after making the grocery store clerk laugh with the classic “It … [Read more...] about Local comedian leaves audience in a roar of nose exhales
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Bernie Sanders supporters say online harassment isn’t real, you idiot sluts
AUSTIN—In an attempt to unify the party and mobilize supporters after the inconclusive results of the Iowa Caucus, the local chapter of Austin for Bernie released a statement claiming that online harassment from Bernie supporters “isn’t real, you idiot sluts.” “Using the term ‘Bernie bro’ is literally racist,” local supporter Byron Jacobs said, pausing his game of Counter … [Read more...] about Bernie Sanders supporters say online harassment isn’t real, you idiot sluts
Throwing it back is a metaphor for redistributing the wealth
Abstract: When conducting this study, we found that a vast majority of straight young men want a girl that can throw it back, but only half of these young men support the heavy taxation of billionaires. In this article, we assess the lack of correlation between these survey responses and propose why the two viewpoints should, in theory, align more … [Read more...] about Throwing it back is a metaphor for redistributing the wealth
I am growing a full bush, but only to combat worldwide deforestation
SAN DIEGO—Sometimes I feel so powerless when I read the news and learn about the environmental catastrophes taking place around the planet. I first felt a call to action during the wildfires in the Amazon rainforest last August. I donated as much as I could to the Rainforest Trust and Replant Amazon, but I never truly felt as though I was making a difference to combat … [Read more...] about I am growing a full bush, but only to combat worldwide deforestation
Baked Potato Gets DWI
CUMBY, TX—Cumby Sheriff Dean Gilberry, pulled over a Nissan Sentra at 2:30 A.M. last Thursday night with probable cause. The car was going 8 mph on Highway 30 according to the officer. “Officer, it smelled like this when I bought it,” said the potato. … [Read more...] about Baked Potato Gets DWI