*spoilers ahead, like for real (but I’m also saving you like $13 from seeing this at Alamo Drafthouse in August)* Hello, it’s me, an adult who brings their 6-year-old to a R-rated horror movie. You’re probably thinking, “Oh, their babysitter canceled, this responsible parent would never bring a child to a premiere for a body horror movie starring Dave Franco and Alison … [Read more...] about The Entire Plot of Together (2025) featuring Allison Brie and Dave Franco as Told by a Six-year-old
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Finding Love in the Criterion Line
Pictured above is the unnamed man in the Criterion Collection line (left) and our Editor-in-Chief (right). It was a warm March day. I paid around $6.50 for a lukewarm vanilla latte I did not finish and $0 for parking, since I parked in a tow-away zone. I was making my way towards the Paramount theater when I saw a spectacle in pure white and harsh black…the Criterion … [Read more...] about Finding Love in the Criterion Line