DALLAS — Parents Tamara and Alvin Kruger are considering their child Max to be the first “kinky baby” after his first word is “daddy.” After little Max said this, his parents knew they were in for a wild ride. “Normal children prefer pacifiers, but to accommodate our little pet, we got him ‘baby’s first ballgag,” said Alvin. Tamara added, “In this house we don’t kink shame, and Alvin and I decided before Max was born that we’d be supportive no matter what he decides to do with his life. Although hard, this whole situation has been an eye-opening parental experience.” At press time, that little skank started crawling on all fours and drooling – what a cocktease.