Child abduction is no laughing matter. I certainly wasn’t laughing when I poured a fully grown man into my bowl of cereal. His name is David. He had been missing since July 1988. I was horrified, first, because I usually check the expiration date for these kinds of things. But then I realized I had to call the police, and that sucked because I hate talking to people over the … [Read more...] about Missing children were inside the milk carton the whole time
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Forex trader unable to understand what’s keeping Dak Prescott from taking the first step
DALLAS — Early Saturday morning, experienced forex trader Candace Bronx direct messaged Dallas Cowboys quarterback Dak Prescott inquiring if he would be interested in joining her team and “turning his dreams into a lifestyle.” Anyone who trades in the foreign market is technically a forex trader; however when an experienced forex trader like Bronx asks you to join her team, she … [Read more...] about Forex trader unable to understand what’s keeping Dak Prescott from taking the first step
Bernie cures coronavirus, “What took him so long?” asks Fox News
Bernie Sanders called a press conference today to announce that he has found a cure for the coronavirus. But we at Fox News are asking: What took him so long? We believe Sanders took his sweet time finding a cure for the virus because he and his commie friends want America to burn. First, he wants to give us free healthcare then he wants to forgive our student loans, why won’t … [Read more...] about Bernie cures coronavirus, “What took him so long?” asks Fox News
Mccombs student says coronavirus will actually be good for the economy
As the US confronts the worst public health crisis of the century, most Americans are worried about the disastrous economic impact and impending recession. But if you’re one of the 22 million Americans currently out of work, have no fear. UT-Austin Red Mccombs School of Business (did you know it’s nationally renowned?) student Brayden Lawrence has some good news for you. In … [Read more...] about Mccombs student says coronavirus will actually be good for the economy
Sony announces sequel to Greta Gerwig’s “Little Women” titled “Tyler Perry’s Big Ol’ Ladies”
LOS ANGELES — Executives confirm that Sony will move forward with a Little Women sequel from Perry’s production studio, slated for a summer release. Perry said the title of Gerwig’s film alone gave him the idea for a movie that could evolve into a “long-term franchise.” Perry says the movie is about the perspective of the women in his family and their journey into adulthood … [Read more...] about Sony announces sequel to Greta Gerwig’s “Little Women” titled “Tyler Perry’s Big Ol’ Ladies”