*spoilers ahead, like for real (but I’m also saving you like $13 from seeing this at Alamo Drafthouse in August)* Hello, it’s me, an adult who brings their 6-year-old to a R-rated horror movie. You’re probably thinking, “Oh, their babysitter canceled, this responsible parent would never bring a child to a premiere for a body horror movie starring Dave Franco and Alison … [Read more...] about The Entire Plot of Together (2025) featuring Allison Brie and Dave Franco as Told by a Six-year-old
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Finding Love in the Criterion Line
Pictured above is the unnamed man in the Criterion Collection line (left) and our Editor-in-Chief (right). It was a warm March day. I paid around $6.50 for a lukewarm vanilla latte I did not finish and $0 for parking, since I parked in a tow-away zone. I was making my way towards the Paramount theater when I saw a spectacle in pure white and harsh black…the Criterion … [Read more...] about Finding Love in the Criterion Line
SXSW Announces New Panels, Conferences, and Premieres for 2026
Your favorite film, arts, comedy, and technology festival is bringing some new and exciting changes for 2026. The once-ten-day festival is shortening itself to one week of jam-packed adventure. Take a look at some teasers for SXSW 2026! … [Read more...] about SXSW Announces New Panels, Conferences, and Premieres for 2026
We Asked AI to Combine Every SXSW Stand-up Into One Concise Bit
The Texas Travesty attended nearly all stand-up comedy shows this SXSW, and it was a waste of time. Your broke ass didn’t have a badge, and that’s fine. We asked AI to combine every stand-up bit into one special so you can spend time doing what really matters: being on your phone!* Comedian: Hello, how is everyone doing tonight Crowd cheers Comedian: Come on, I know … [Read more...] about We Asked AI to Combine Every SXSW Stand-up Into One Concise Bit
Travesty 2025 Calendar
How did you track time before us? Don't worry. We've got you covered with this year's 2025 Travesty exclusive calendar... … [Read more...] about Travesty 2025 Calendar