The University of Texas has launched an investigation into Texas Travesty food critic, Jack Kelly, after suspicious behavior was reported to the magazine. Kelly claimed his annual earnings on his taxes as only $600, but filed over $18,000 in tips this past year. The IRS informed the university of potential foul play and a consequent investigation has been launched. The reported tips are suspected to be large sum bribes from pizzerias in the Travis County region. Last month, Kelly published an overwhelmingly positive review of Roppolo’s Guadalupe location. This month, the Travesty has suspended his review of Austin’s Pizza North Guadalupe location because of “unreasonable enthusiasm.” Kelly and his lawyer have declined to comment. “I’m shocked and disgusted by Kelly’s actions,” President Fenves said. “I’m not surprised by the slimy malpractice of those pizza-flippin’ meatball gangsters.”