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Bernie cures coronavirus, “what took him so long?” asks Fox News

May 15, 2020 by travesty

Bernie Sanders called a press conference today to announce that he has found a cure for the coronavirus. But we at Fox News are asking: What took him so long? We believe Sanders took his sweet time finding a cure for the virus because he and his commie friends want America to burn. First, he wants to give us free healthcare then he wants to forgive our student loans, why won’t this old man just leave us alone? Now we are receiving word that he is giving the cure out for free. What a despicable human being. He could have sold the cure for a thousand dollars a pop and used the money to bail out big businesses. You heard it here first folks, Bernie Sanders cares more about human lives than the financial gains of giant corporations. I wonder how he sleeps at night.

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