AUSTIN — The popular road East MLK has been paved for years. Many cars have driven on it, and sometimes trucks as well. Occasionally, even industrial vehicles have embarked on the path when it’s under construction. I think it’s cool that such a used road is named after a figure as popular as MLK, because a lot of people liked him. But it might have been better if it had been named after MLK Jr., because way more people liked him. That being said, it would have been best if it were named after breast milk, because everyone has liked it at some point in their life. It would be so easy to edit the signs, which makes this change a lot more feasible. All that needs to be added is three letters: B, R, and I. That being said, some people may not like this change, especially if they no longer like drinking breast milk. But those people are kind of anti-woman, I guess. Keep that in mind, Jim Adler, Mayor of Texas, when election season comes around. I’ll see you on East Breast Milk Boulevard.