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Santa Claus Under Scrutiny as Private Sleigh Emissions Are Revealed
THE NORTH POLE — For weeks, debate over Santa Claus’s private sleigh travel has been abuzz on social media. The mythical creature reportedly burns over 9,000 tonnes of carbon emissions annually — half of which comes from just one day (December 24th). The internet is now searching through Claus’s past and present to determine his public standing. The world’s eye has been … [Read more...] about Santa Claus Under Scrutiny as Private Sleigh Emissions Are Revealed
Santa’s Elves Unionize: Cite Abuse from Santa Claus and Management
Pictured above is child-sized and aged elf, in front of the brutal conditions of the North Pole sweatshops. SANTAS WORKSHOP, NORTH POLE—Santa’s Elves posted a formal statement to the International Labor Relations Board this morning. The small humanoids pointed out possible illegal practices taking place in Santa’s Workshop and made a list of demands, among them the possible … [Read more...] about Santa’s Elves Unionize: Cite Abuse from Santa Claus and Management
The Texas Travesty — November 2024
We got a lot of backlash last month for being "too political," so we decided to go back to our roots ... our pre-historic roots. … [Read more...] about The Texas Travesty — November 2024
The Texas Travesty — October 2024
The Travesty runs for office. Do we have your vote? … [Read more...] about The Texas Travesty — October 2024