Bernie Sanders called a press conference today to announce that he has found a cure for the coronavirus. But we at Fox News are asking: What took him so long? We believe Sanders took his sweet time finding a cure for the virus because he and his commie friends want America to burn. First, he wants to give us free healthcare then he wants to forgive our student loans, why won’t … [Read more...] about Bernie cures coronavirus, “what took him so long?” asks Fox News
Saying goodbye to the only way being the funny friend has paid off for me
Firstly, I am deeply saddened by everything that is going on but I’m the most sad about the fact that this cannot be a movie moment for me. By not having this article published on actual paper I can’t imagine everyone that was a part of my journey these past 4 years reading this on campus at weirdly the same time and smiling to themselves while “Don’t You Forget About Me” plays … [Read more...] about Saying goodbye to the only way being the funny friend has paid off for me
Local Jewish #girlboss says goodbye to only source of validation
Many people think that being a mom is the hardest job in the world. To that I say: have you tried being a woman in comedy? Well I have (is that even OK to say?) and I’ve met so many amazing people as a result. Everybody on Travesty is so uniquely funny in their own wonderful way. The random (quirky, even) slew of personalities is the best part of this organization. I am funnier … [Read more...] about Local Jewish #girlboss says goodbye to only source of validation
Jaded comedy veteran reminisces about funnier days
I’ve always been a big comedy guy. I even have a plaque in my apartment that says “Bless this home with love and laughter” because I want people to know when they visit me that I’m a huge fan of jokes, and also love. I still remember the first time I ever laughed: when they called Jerry Girgich “Gary” on Parks and Rec. From that moment on, I knew I wanted to do comedy. Fast … [Read more...] about Jaded comedy veteran reminisces about funnier days
Area Travesty Editor-in-Chief thinks this funny business has gone on long enough
Dear [Your Boss’ Name], Please accept this letter as formal notification that I am resigning from my position as [the Editor-in-Chief] with [The Texas Travesty]. My last day will be [today]. Thank you so much for the opportunity to work in this position for the past [year]. I’ve greatly enjoyed and appreciated the opportunities I’ve had to [order pizza for the crew], and … [Read more...] about Area Travesty Editor-in-Chief thinks this funny business has gone on long enough