The Travesty is so fucking horny. You have our permission to take a look. … [Read more...] about The Texas Travesty – February 2021
The Texas Travesty – November 2020
The Texas Travesty staff has gone fishing. Relax and take a leisurely stroll through this issue... … [Read more...] about The Texas Travesty – November 2020
The Texas Travesty – October 2020
In this issue of the Texas Travesty, we sent Administrative Assistant Sam Blumberg through all nine circles of Hell. While traveling to the innermost circle, he committed unspeakable offenses, made friends with the likes of war criminals and cult leaders, and still, somehow, managed to disappoint us. Read further to find out about his journey. … [Read more...] about The Texas Travesty – October 2020
Forex trader unable to understand what’s keeping Dak Prescott from taking the first step
DALLAS, TX—Early Saturday morning, experienced forex trader Candace Bronx direct messaged Dallas Cowboys quarterback Dak Prescott inquiring if he would be interested in joining her team and “turning his dreams into a lifestyle.” Anyone who trades in the foreign market is technically a forex trader; however when an experienced forex trader like Bronx asks you to join her team, … [Read more...] about Forex trader unable to understand what’s keeping Dak Prescott from taking the first step
The Texas Travesty – September 2020
It's a confusing time to be a college student, and that's why The Texas Travesty is here to help you make sense of it all. Read our September 2020 issue, "Higher Education in Self-Isolation," and feel your problems start drift away... … [Read more...] about The Texas Travesty – September 2020