Longhorn Quidditch Team Celebrates Victory Over Reality

Longhorn Quidditch Team Celebrates Victory Over Reality

AUSTIN–In an impressive display of broomsmanship and delusion, representatives from the University of Texas Quidditch team successfully overcame rivals A&M and reality last Friday night. Devon Crowley, freshman seeker, described the team’s performance as one of pure magic: “I can’t even describe how great it is to soar across the pitch, hearing the sound of bludgers whistling by.” Crowley then proudly left the press conference with a kitchen broom clenched between his legs. The UT Quidditch team hopes to continue their winning streak next week as they travel to California in the hopes of destroying Stanford and acceptable social norms.

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