Dwight Howard Receives ‘Employee Of The Month’ Award At CarMax

ORLANDO – After a stellar four-week run, Dwight Howard has been named Employee of the Month at the CarMax on South Semoran Boulevard. The 6’11” center, previously employed by the Orlando Magic, was hired as a station attendant just three months ago and has consistently impressed management since his arrival. “What can I say? He’s a great worker,” CarMax general manager Elliott Madden told reporters. “He’s got a great attitude, a great smile, and he really gets to work on the glass.” Madden went on to compliment Howard’s work ethic, saying: “He’s just one of those guys that you know is going to put up numbers,” referring to the large neon price numbers placed on every car on the lot. As of press time, Howard was ordering a Powerade from the vending machine by the service bay.

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