Man discovers empty gun is functional projectile

AKRON, OH—Reggie Femler was excited to find a discarded Smith and Wesson Model 14 lying on the ground the other day, only to be disappointed when he found out that it was void of any ammunition. He then became elated upon discovering that, when thrown, the gun serves as a functional weapon. “Once the weapon has used up all its ammunition, it becomes ammunition itself,” said Femler as he thoughtfully considered a new use for his empty can of spray paint. “And my hand becomes the gun.” Reggie was last seen being escorted into a police car for breaking his neighbor’s window.

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