WICHITA FALLS, TX— After 22 years in business, a local Wal-Mart will be closing its doors, making it the latest casualty of the Super Wal-Mart that opened across the street. “For over two decades, we’ve served the hard working members of this community by offering low, low prices,” said Wal-Mart Manager Stephen Phelps. “But that’s all over now—everyone knows that Super Wal-Marts are Wal-Mart killers.” As Phelps gazed at the larger yellow smiley face across the street, a tear glistened in his eye and he noted that Super Wal-Mart’s super predatory pricing practices will lead to the end of his Wal-Mart’s predatory prices. “These super store bastards have reached a new ‘always low,’” added Phelps. “It’s a sad day for American business when the big guy finally crushes the littler big guy.”