LAS VEGAS—Hundreds gathered around City Hall Saturday afternoon to witness Easy Sammy D award his employee, Chastity Moon, a seasoned prostitute, a medal to commemorate her remarkable aptitude for fornicating for money. “Austin has got no shortage of whores, none at all,” said Sammy D while placing the medal around Moon’s neck, where it rested upon her silicone infused torso. “But you Chastity, you’re the best!” The crowd, mostly comprised of businessmen between the ages of 40 and 50 on their lunch breaks, gave Moon a rousing applause as well as several approving whistles. “It’s just so nice to finally receive some recognition for doing my craft so well,” said Moon. “It wasn’t easy to sleep my way to the top.” Moon is hopeful the publicity will give even more traction to her already thriving enterprise. “There’s no better community service than servicing the community.”