WAXAHACHIE—After exiting Marty’s Pub on Wednesday night, a belligerently drunk Frank Brewster stopped in front of a light post and claimed that the post called his mother a “filthy lion whore.” “My mother is a goddamned saint, you son of a bitch,” said Brewster to the 20-foot-tall light source. “I’m gonna hit you so hard you ain’t gonna be able to feel your feelings or stuff no more.” Brewster then charged at the light post and accidentally bashed his head against the concrete base, rendering him unconscious. This was not Brewster’s first drunken late-night confrontation as just last week he had a stare-down with a Coca-Cola bottle that reportedly gave him the “stink-eye.”