Ultimate Frisbee game particularly “ultimate”
AUSTIN—Players of the regularly scheduled Wednesday night game of Ultimate Frisbee noted after the game that this week’s match was, for some reason or another, particularly “ultimate.” While none of the players could describe what was different about this game, they unanimously agreed that it was much more “ultimate” than usual. “I don’t really know how else to describe it,” said James Langley, one of the players in the game. “It was just exceedingly ultimate—like, there was a mind-blowing amount of ultimate in it.” After the game, the players walked past a game of Frisbee Golf and commented on all of the ways in which it was not “ultimate.”
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