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February 2017 GENEVA—In a landmark move meant to bring a divided society together, a council of the world’s greatest linguists have... more
February 2017 AUSTIN—In the face of rising premiums, a local wishing well has almost saved up enough money to pay off its accumulated... more
February 2017 AUSTIN—Despite being barred from returning to the University of Texas after a similar incident last month, former UT... more

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MLB grants Pittsburgh Pirates use of batting tee for final six games September 2010 PITTSBURGH—In an unprecedented move, Major League Baseball has allowed the Pittsburgh Pirates the use of a batting tee... more
Report: Braves organization just realizing Bobby Cox died four years ago September 2010 ATLANTA—Team doctor’s from the Atlanta Braves organization reported today that long-time manager Bobby Cox in fact died... more
Sports Wizard Weekly Predictions 9/18/2010 September 2010 The Texas Travesty Sports Wizard is the authority on sports predictions, wizardry, and most instances in which the two... more

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September 2010 by Roy Hinkle, homeless warrior So we meet again, Mr. Grackle! This isn’t the first time our paths have crossed; you... more
September 2010 by Grackle, flying nemesis Caw! Caw! Point: So we meet again, Mr. Grackle

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