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BRIEFS

March 2017 AUSTIN—News sources report that a fluorescent light flickering in a recently abandoned office building can only be a... more
March 2017 AUSTIN—In a violent outburst at the local Benihana, self-proclaimed wakizashi master Ethan Johns announced his intense... more
March 2017 TUVALU—After years of feeling underappreciated in the music community, Tuvan throat singer Lkhagvyn Ganbaatar demanded... more

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SPORTS

MLB grants Pittsburgh Pirates use of batting tee for final six games September 2010 PITTSBURGH—In an unprecedented move, Major League Baseball has allowed the Pittsburgh Pirates the use of a batting tee... more
Report: Braves organization just realizing Bobby Cox died four years ago September 2010 ATLANTA—Team doctor’s from the Atlanta Braves organization reported today that long-time manager Bobby Cox in fact died... more
Sports Wizard Weekly Predictions 9/18/2010 September 2010 The Texas Travesty Sports Wizard is the authority on sports predictions, wizardry, and most instances in which the two... more

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OPINION

September 2010 by Roy Hinkle, homeless warrior So we meet again, Mr. Grackle! This isn’t the first time our paths have crossed; you... more
September 2010 by Grackle, flying nemesis Caw! Caw! Point: So we meet again, Mr. Grackle

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