February 2017 GENEVA—In a landmark move meant to bring a divided society together, a council of the world’s greatest linguists have... more
February 2017 AUSTIN—In the face of rising premiums, a local wishing well has almost saved up enough money to pay off its accumulated... more
February 2017 AUSTIN—Despite being barred from returning to the University of Texas after a similar incident last month, former UT... more



MLB grants Pittsburgh Pirates use of batting tee for final six games September 2010 PITTSBURGH—In an unprecedented move, Major League Baseball has allowed the Pittsburgh Pirates the use of a batting tee... more
Report: Braves organization just realizing Bobby Cox died four years ago September 2010 ATLANTA—Team doctor’s from the Atlanta Braves organization reported today that long-time manager Bobby Cox in fact died... more
Sports Wizard Weekly Predictions 9/18/2010 September 2010 The Texas Travesty Sports Wizard is the authority on sports predictions, wizardry, and most instances in which the two... more



September 2010 by Roy Hinkle, homeless warrior So we meet again, Mr. Grackle! This isn’t the first time our paths have crossed; you... more
September 2010 by Grackle, flying nemesis Caw! Caw! Point: So we meet again, Mr. Grackle