October 2017 AUSTIN—Noah Gripeson reported several personal belongings missing after asking a criminal to keep an eye on his bag at... more
October 2017 AUSTIN, TX—During a phone call with one of her daughters who never calls, Gertrude Simons reportedly spent half of the... more
October 2017 Counterpoint: Let’s Shake Things Up Comedy is all about experimenting with form, the constant pushing against the... more



Colt McCoy & Jordan Shipley Long Distance Phone Call September 2010 McCoy: Hi ship ship! Shipley: Colt! Did you get my text today?? McCoy: Yeah, I just watched that episode of the Bill... more
MLB grants Pittsburgh Pirates use of batting tee for final six games September 2010 PITTSBURGH—In an unprecedented move, Major League Baseball has allowed the Pittsburgh Pirates the use of a batting tee... more
Report: Braves organization just realizing Bobby Cox died four years ago September 2010 ATLANTA—Team doctor’s from the Atlanta Braves organization reported today that long-time manager Bobby Cox in fact died... more



September 2010 by Roy Hinkle, homeless warrior So we meet again, Mr. Grackle! This isn’t the first time our paths have crossed; you... more
September 2010 by Grackle, flying nemesis Caw! Caw! Point: So we meet again, Mr. Grackle