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BRIEFS

November 2017 AUSTIN—Austin’s Nightlife is about to improve with the opening of Van Dodder Drink Tin, a new kind of bar for... more
November 2017 LITTLE ROCK, AR—After digging for a whole five minutes near a quarry, seven-year-old boy Timothy O’Leary found a rock... more
November 2017 GOONTOWN—Earlier today, local goon “Tough Guy with Moustache” confirmed that he can handle anything you need takin’... more

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SPORTS

Colt McCoy & Jordan Shipley Long Distance Phone Call September 2010 McCoy: Hi ship ship! Shipley: Colt! Did you get my text today?? McCoy: Yeah, I just watched that episode of the Bill... more
MLB grants Pittsburgh Pirates use of batting tee for final six games September 2010 PITTSBURGH—In an unprecedented move, Major League Baseball has allowed the Pittsburgh Pirates the use of a batting tee... more
Report: Braves organization just realizing Bobby Cox died four years ago September 2010 ATLANTA—Team doctor’s from the Atlanta Braves organization reported today that long-time manager Bobby Cox in fact died... more

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OPINION

September 2010 by Roy Hinkle, homeless warrior So we meet again, Mr. Grackle! This isn’t the first time our paths have crossed; you... more
September 2010 by Grackle, flying nemesis Caw! Caw! Point: So we meet again, Mr. Grackle

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