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BRIEFS

April 2017 AUSTIN—After cracking a pretty amazing joke to his group of friends, Fredrick Cankerton told himself that there was no... more
April 2017 BORGER, TX—According to family and friends, area geographer Mark Franwallis has never seen a hill that he wouldn’t... more
April 2017 AUSTIN—Local exit sign Light Miller, located at the Paramount Theatre on Congress Avenue, has reportedly expressed... more

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AROUND CAMPUS

February 2012 • I’m a stress vegetarian. • Your roommate’s beta fish becomes the first of his kind to receive too much attention. •... more
February 2012 • Hey baby, can I take you out to the VIP dining line sometime? • My bowels move like Jagger. • No shirt, no shoes, no... more
November 2011 • Junior Edward March tried to walk a straight line for the officer, but you can only do so much with 7 toes. • Does my... more
October 2011 •We mixed rum with a Pepsi Throwback. Now, it’s a Pepsi THROWED-BACK. #36mafia • What do you mean I can’t refer to them... more

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SPORTS

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October 2011 CAMPUS – Today, top basketball prospect Jared Williamson accidentally attended his first Introduction to Psychology... more
October 2011 ORLANDO – After a stellar four-week run, Dwight Howard has been named Employee of the Month at the CarMax on South... more

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OPINION

January 2014 by: Janet Epperstein, supportive mother As another college football season comes to a close, I can’t help but think... more
December 2013 By: Mack Brown My announcement of retirement earlier this month came at a time of sharp scrutinization of my coaching... more
December 2013 by: Jarell “Babe” Williams, West Campus bus driver I just don’t understand. It seems like classes were still going on... more

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