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BRIEFS

October 2017 ROUND ROCK—Hoping to join the elite company of some of his favorite artists, local musician Benjamin Gerzik has been... more
October 2017 AUSTIN—Noah Gripeson reported several personal belongings missing after asking a criminal to keep an eye on his bag at... more
October 2017 WACO, TX — In a week that contained his son’s first birthday and his daughter’s ballet recital, area resident Doug... more

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AROUND CAMPUS

February 2012 • I’m a stress vegetarian. • Your roommate’s beta fish becomes the first of his kind to receive too much attention. •... more
February 2012 • Hey baby, can I take you out to the VIP dining line sometime? • My bowels move like Jagger. • No shirt, no shoes, no... more
November 2011 • Junior Edward March tried to walk a straight line for the officer, but you can only do so much with 7 toes. • Does my... more
October 2011 •We mixed rum with a Pepsi Throwback. Now, it’s a Pepsi THROWED-BACK. #36mafia • What do you mean I can’t refer to them... more

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SPORTS

Joe Paterno Hit By Car While Looking Other Way December 2011 UNIVERSITY PARK, PENNSYLVANIA – On Wednesday morning, Joe Paterno was hit by a motorist Thursday while looking the... more
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October 2011 CAMPUS – Today, top basketball prospect Jared Williamson accidentally attended his first Introduction to Psychology... more

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OPINION

January 2014 by: Janet Epperstein, supportive mother As another college football season comes to a close, I can’t help but think... more
December 2013 By: Mack Brown My announcement of retirement earlier this month came at a time of sharp scrutinization of my coaching... more
December 2013 by: Jarell “Babe” Williams, West Campus bus driver I just don’t understand. It seems like classes were still going on... more

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