Groundhog Day sequel actually just original Groundhog Day again

HOLLYWOOD — In an attempt to make what could be “the most faithful sequel of all time,” Columbia Pictures announced that they have officially greenlit a sequel to the 1993 film Groundhog Day. Starring the earlier movie’s Bill Murray, the recently unveiled Groundhog Day II is in fact just the original Groundhog Day from start to finish, with no new scenes or alterations whatsoever. While the announcement was met with confusion at first, critics and the public alike have come to marvel at the decision since the announcement. “It’s really just ingenious,” film critic Phil Piscataway said, temporarily pausing from his frantic tweet thread explaining the brilliance of the decision. “Never before have I seen a studio lay out such plans for what could really be called the perfect sequel.”


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