China was the first to recognize the importance of black, juxtaposing it with its counterpart, white, in its famous “Yin and Yang.” Philosophers were then forced to decide whether white or black was preeminent—their answer resounded. From that point on, the world recognized the non-contingency of black, giving it a certain incorrigible attitude that made it a total badass.
When two college football stars end up in the same room what do you think they talk about? Find out with this sneak peak into an average night at home for these two Texas legends.
John Woodleaf: Hello, Chief Running Bear! My fellow Englishmen and I would like to thank you for accepting our invitation to this momentous celebration.
Running Bear: My people and I are honored by your invitation. We are happy for your friendship.
JW: As are we, Chief. We have so much to gain from you.
RB: You mean that both of us have much to gain.
JW: Yes, that’s what I said.
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The Texas Travesty caught up with our old pal, the Sports Wizard, to discuss sports, wizardry, and how to deal with unruly apprentices who don’t even know how to conjure fire. We were delighted to hear the Sports Wizard recently took a trip across the country to visit college campuses in preparation for this year’s football season. Here are the Wizard’s personal diary entries and photos from the trip.
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Dear Megan,
I really want a boyfriend, but every time I hook up with a guy, it’s like he’s gotten what he wanted and never calls again. Is there such a thing as sleeping with a guy too soon?
Not-So-Hot To Trot
Texas Travesty: We hear that you are delivering a guest lecture in Professor Ganikowski’s Marketing 310 course today. What insights will you be sharing with the class?
G.L. Anderson: I’m going to start with a little monologue about my adventures in the real estate industry, and then I’ll probably kick my shoes off and give the kids a little bit of down-home advice, like never allowing your goddamned ex-wife to take your car keys after you been drinking all night and drive the kids to a cheap hotel outside of Reno...
