Area designer out of job because everything looks pretty good

PFLUGERVILLE — Area designer Simon Shepherd is once again out of a job, due to his shrugging insistence that ‘everything looks pretty good.’ “I tried to hire him to do a new logo, but he just kept saying that the font was already there,” said Carmen Marxuach, owner of a regional Tex-Mex restaurant. “It was like he felt bad changing something that I was asking him to change.” Another potential employer also had trouble with Mr. Shepherd, who found no problems with the IKEA couch he was hired to redesign. “There were all these loose metal spikes. Kids kept choking,” said Jack Kelly, as he had to remove yet another victim of the couch. As of press time, Shepherd was seen nodding approvingly at a flat brown building with no windows.