Guy Running Across Crosswalk Looks Like A Dumbass

DEAN KEETON & WHITIS — Running along the crosswalk as the countdown signal ticked down dangerously close to zero, an unidentified student reportedly looked like an incredible dumbass. "His backpack kept banging against his spine, it was hilarious," said reggae studies sophomore Wallace Peck as he coolly and relaxedly meandered across the street despite an already expired countdown signal. "I mean, come on, what an idiot. The cars aren't going to hit us." At press time, UTPD has confirmed that regardless if anyone is late for something or not, it still looks funny when someone is rushing to get across the street.


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