Pitbull Enters NASA training program, Hopes To Become Mr. Galaxywide

HOUSTON—Rapper and entertainer Pitbull has officially entered NASA training with the intention of becoming an astronaut, and his graduation has been set tentatively for 2019. “Follow your dreams. Continue to better yourself. Broaden your horizons. Find your calling. Tell your mom you love her,,” said Mr. Bull, after removing his aviators to reveal a smaller pair of aviators. “Call me Mr. Galaxywide, cause I’m going to space, bitches! Dalé!” At press time, Pitbull was seen being fitted for a custom black and tan space suit.


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