Man With No Future Decides To Just Live In The Past

FORT WORTH—Decidedly washed up and out of options for the future, Boflap Coursenan finds warmth in reveries of his past. “I remember what a home was like,” Coursenan blurted out as he awoke from his daydreams after the cardboard box upon which he was perched suddenly gave way, forcing him to spill beer over his torn, unwashed shirt as he fell sideways. “My favorite part of the house, more than the A/C and the showers, was the walls. God bless walls. They were just so useful for keeping the bus out and the heroin in.”As of press time, Coursenan was last seen reliving the 90’s with a beanie wearing youth.


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