Area Filmmaker Relocating From Austin to Los Angeles to Lose On Bigger Scale

AUSTIN—After shallow internet research and ill-informed advice from his family, local filmmaker Alex Miller plans to move to Los Angeles to only be met with failure on a much larger scale. “It’ll be a lot easier to find work there, you know?” said Miller, who was unbeknownst to the thousands of similar unemployed film majors who thought the same thing. “Unlike here in Austin, I’ll finally be able to get my films off the ground.” When asked about the previous films he’s made, the naïve Miller replied, “Well, uh, as of right now they’re all just kind of ideas at the moment, but I’ll definitely be able to work full time on them after I move to L.A.!” As of press time, Miller was seen writing a movie review for his struggling YouTube channel.
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