Man making group of friends laugh pretty sure he peaking right now

AUSTIN—After cracking a pretty amazing joke to his group of friends, Fredrick Cankerton told himself that there was no way he was not peaking right now. “Wow, all five people laughed?” thought Cankerton as his friend came up to him, extended his arms to feel Cankerton’s raw aura, and immediately creamed his jeans. “Honestly, I didn’t know I’d peak so soon. My life isn’t even that great right now. I mean, my water bill is super high. Is your water bill high? My water bill is so high.” As of press time, Cankerton’s next joke fell flat amongst a group of even more people.
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