God contemplating whether to create shark that can run around on land for a little bit at a time

KINGDOM OF HEAVEN—According to a few crudely scribbled images found in his bedroom, God has been thinking about making a shark grow a pair of legs so it can run around densely-populated areas and really freak 'em out. "He's such a creative deity. You should have seen how excited he was when he came up with dinosaurs," said Mother of God, God's mother. "I still have his first crayon drawings of the earth on my fridge." At press time, God was overheard telling his friends that maybe a flying shark would be even cooler.
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