Area man hasn't seen hill he wouldn't roll down

BORGER, TX—According to family and friends, area geographer Mark Franwallis has never seen a hill that he wouldn’t voluntarily roll himself down. “I fell in love with him because of it,” explained Franwallis’s wife as she gently massaged her husband’s shoulders. “We were hiking on our third date. He pointed out a small hill to me and said, ‘That one over there looks perfect for a tumble.’ By the time I started to ask him what he meant, he was already halfway down. That’s the day I knew I’d marry that man.” At press time, Franwallis could be seen browsing topographical maps of Montana and murmuring contentedly to himself.


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