West Campus actually East Campus if you go far enough

AUSTIN—Becoming the first person to successfully circumnavigate the Forty Acres, local explorer Weston Dentist discovered West Campus is actually East Campus if you just go far enough. “The proof is undeniable,” the intrepid adventurer announced as he stumbled through the intersection of San Antonio and 24th. “Usually I turn right to get to Big Bite but this time, I went left then kept walking for 4,000 miles. The only thing that keeps me going is the thought of that Phat Longhorn.” Dentist was last seen staring blankly into the boarded up windows of the now defunct Big Bite.
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