Man drinking sake really appreciates Japanese Culture

AUSTIN—In a violent outburst at the local Benihana, self-proclaimed wakizashi master Ethan Johns announced his intense appreciation for Japanese culture after one too many glasses of fermented rice wine. “I'm a modern day renaissance man. The last samurai,” Johns allegedly screamed, brandishing a 70 cm long katana and a copy of Dragonball Z. “You know what I mean? The last samurai—like Tom Cruise, in that movie, The Last Samurai.” Authorities failed to detain Johns after his driver's license was found to be a holo rare Pokemon card featuring the fictional character “Dragonite.”
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