Flickering florescent light symbol of worse yet to come

AUSTIN—News sources report that a fluorescent light flickering in a recently abandoned office building can only be a sign of worse yet to come. “The years blink in and out, growing darker and more troublesome as time turns longer and more morose,” said the lot’s resident loiterer Gully Smith as he emerged from a storm drain. “The last time that light flickered, the Czechs assassinated McKinley.” As of press time, the general sadness around the tiny, gray block was seen seeping into the small, gray city.
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