Father hoping daughter’s confidence “just a phase”

MIDLAND, TX—Showing great confusion and disappointment, local father of two Billy Preston complained about his daughter’s newfound confidence. “She’s got this strange thing happening and I don’t like it. Suddenly she’s walking around not caring what others think of her, talking about the male gaze and how we need to close the wage gap,” said Preston as he threw away the last of his daughter’s Beyoncé CD’s. “I just don’t know where it comes from because I sure as hell didn’t teach her it was okay. I’m hoping it’ll go away and that it’s just a weird 16 year old phase.” As of press time, Preston was seen patiently teaching his 8-year-old son how to wolf whistle.


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