NEW YORK—Veronica Palmer, the most beautiful girl in the room 90% of the time, caught her colleagues off guard when her sneeze proved both loud and obnoxious. “To be honest, I didn't realize she had sneezed. It sounded more like a fart or you know, something not beautiful,” said John Baker, who surfs reddit in the cubicle next to Palmer. “She's really been playing us. I mean she's so attractive, there's no way she should be able to sneeze that disgustingly.” As of press time, sources reported that Baker’s styled himself as a “Ryan Reynolds” type, despite his habit of growing his nails as long as possible in case of an altercation.