Backpack wonders what other parts of body feel like

AUSTIN—A local backpack belonging to college student Sam Rothko has started to wonder what other parts of Rothko’s body feel like, specifically his front. “I wasn’t aware that my backpack was front-curious until very recently,” said Rothko as he packed up for class. “I’m very happy in my relationship with my backpack, and I don’t necessarily want to change anything. That being said, it’s okay if I need to wear it on my front every once in a while for us to stay together.” Rothko was last seen reading an article on the history of fanny packs.
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