Area puppy gets into the biscuits

PORT NECHES, TX—Last Tuesday morning, while owner Mildred Bolyard was unpinning her rollers in the bathroom, area puppy “Snacks” got into the biscuits. “Frankly I’m shocked,” said Mildred, as Snacks managed to rip through a trash bag and lick at a sizable portion of last night’s shrimp étouffée. “My Snacks is a good puppy. He’d never do something like this intentionally. He must’ve thought the biscuits were his dog food. It’s easy to mix up, you know, dog food and biscuits.” As of press time, Mildred was heard telling her neighbors that Snacks must’ve thought her son’s face was a squeaky toy.


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