Roommate Into Jazz For The Week

SIOUX FALLS, SD — Tired of all the pretentious music these days and craving something smooth and sophisticated instead, local roommate Robert Gurden told reporters he plans on being into jazz for the week. “As far as I’m concerned, this is just better than the music my friends listen to. This is real music played by real Artists,’” assessed Gurden as he listened to some of his favorite compositions on Spotify’s official ‘Coffee Table Jazz’ playlist. “I’ve been a fan of jazz for the longest time, I really have. Watch this… Scat-a-tat-a-do-doodly-do-POW!” At press time, Gurden was seen typing ‘best jazz top ten list of all time’ on Google.


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