Texas Travesty Predicts: Trump's Inauguration

Before tomorrow’s inauguration of Donald Trump as our 45th president, the Texas Travesty’s political analysts share their five predictions for the proceedings.


• Melania will open her eyes for a total of one minute


• Students across the country are glad to have another excuse to walk out of class


• Life-size CGI Pepe the Frog dances around the pope as he swears in Trump


• Afterparty at cocaine replica of Trump Tower


• Everyone is sweaty

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