Introducing ... Web Archives!

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We're going to slowly and inconsistently convert our old issues to be online HyperText Documents, as God intended. You may access them below:

• September 2002
• October 2002
• November 2002
• January 2003
• March 2003
• March 2009
• February 2009
• April 2009
• August 2009
• September 2009

Holy shit, PDFs.

• April/May 2009: The Half-Serious Issue
  
• March 2009: The Daddy Issue
  
• Jan/Feb 2009: The Adorable Issue
  
  HTML | PDF (4 MB)
• Nov/Dec 2008: The Estrada Issue
  
  HTML | PDF (8.5 MB)
• Oct 2008: The Hot Button Issue
  
• Sept 2008: The Photoshop Issue
  PDF (8.51 MB)
• Best Of 2007-08
  
• April/May 2008: The Brownie Time Issue
  PDF (10.83 MB)
• March 2008: The Burning Bridges Issue
  PDF (8.97 MB)

• Jan/Feb 2008: The Political Issue
  PDF (5.33 MB)
• Nov/Dec 2007: The Interracial Issue
  PDF (9 MB)
• Oct 2007: The Gilded Age Issue
  PDF (22.9 MB)
• Sept 2007: The Yom Kippur Issue
  PDF (34.2 MB)
• Best of 2006-2007
  (8.1 MB PDF)
• April/May 2007: The Barbeque Issue
  PDF (10.8 MB)
• March 2007: The Sellout Issue
  (16.3 MB PDF)
• Jan/Feb 2007: The Power Ballad Issue
  (7.41 MB PDF)
• Nov/Dec 2006: The Chain Smoking Issue
  (11.2 MB PDF)
• Oct 2006: The Mineral Water Issue
  

• Best of 2005-2006
  (6.41 MB PDF)

• April/May 2006: The Broken Promises Issue
  
• March 2006: The Lackadaisical Issue
  
• Jan/Feb 2006: The Ubuntu Issue
  (23.7 MB PDF)
• Nov/Dec 2005: The Fallacious Issue
  
• Oct 2005: The Pat Robertson Issue
  
• Sept 2005: The Poorly Kerned Issue
  (48.3 MB PDF)
• April/May 2005: The Embarrassing Issue
  
• March 2005: The Postmodern Issue
  
• Jan/Feb 2005: The Wheat Germ Issue
  
• Nov/Dec 2004: The Anachronistic Issue
  
• Oct 2004: The Election Issue
  
• Sept 2004: The French Issue