May 5, 2016 AUSTIN—UT Sophomore Ian Nichols is still unaware he is in an open relationship with junior Emma Freeman. “At first I... more
May 5, 2016 AMERICA—Jiggling their legs and refreshing their newsfeeds, citizens this week continued to anticipate the upcoming... more
May 5, 2016 NEW BRAUNFELS, TX—A brand new box of lubricated, ribbed condoms marked for “Her Pleasure” is clearly overestimating... more
April 4, 2016 DES MOINES, IA—Local colitis expert Dr. Franklin Rasvelta answered the call of duty Tuesday night when he identified an... more
April 4, 2016 AMARILLO, TX—According to sources at a funeral reception last Friday evening, a cigarette-smoking man was caught... more
April 4, 2016 The Texas Travesty was fortunate enough to attend this year's Moontower Comedy Festival. Here are the 4 best things we... more
April 4, 2016 BOISE, ID—Smiling wide in the middle of a bustling Chuck E. Cheese, local 9-year-old Jessie Porcupine posed for... more
April 4, 2016 RALEIGH, NC—Local feminist Isabelle Atkinson spent the last 45 minutes in the car trying to convince herself that she... more
April 4, 2016 BOISE, ID—Smiling wide in the middle of a bustling Chuck E. Cheese, local 9-year-old Jessie Porcupine posed for... more